I haven't died or retired; I've just been very busy with work and took a two week vacation.
Regular updates will start again next week.
Lately I've been watching a lot of Food 911 and pondering the apparent sex-symbol status of the homely (to me, anyway) Tyler Florence.
I've begun a love affair with Ellie Krieger: she is what Robin "Skeletor" Miller aspires to be.
Sandra Lee continues to be downright unwatchable, even with her new intro and the segment dedicated entirely to tablescapes.
Rachael Ray moves ahead with her plan of world domination.
Paula Deen still looks tired.
Her sons' new show airs June 27.
See ya next week!