Rachael Ray's new talk show premieres September 18. Mark that on your calendars, people, because I have a feeling we're about to embark on the snarkfest to end all snarkfests, especially if the following commercials are any indication.
What I'm Not
I'm not a chef, I'm a cook.
I don't bake. I'm really adventurous. I'll try anything once.
Daytime Needs Her
She's got the tv, tv shows, cookbooks; she's like your best girlfriend.
She is the best thing to happen to daytime tv.
Daytime tv needs somebody who's not afraid to be different.
Rachael Ray and R Words
Rowdy, risque, radiant, real, romantic, rebellious.
Everyone needs a little R&R: Rachael Ray
Eat vs. Shop
I like to eat while shopping.
Don't tell them!
They wanted me to do this stuff where I go, "Hi, I'm Rachael Ray, watch the show because you'll get blah blah blah.... It's not going to work, guys!"
You should also know that Rachael Ray has received a Seal of Approval from the Attractive Daytime Television Viewers of America:
By the way, how tired is the whole chick on a motorcycle thing nowadays? Not only did Mariah do it for a Pepsi commercial, but Ms. Piggy did it for The Great Muppet Caper*!
I can already foresee that I'm going to develop a love/hate relationship with Rachael Ray's show. How excited am I? This excited:
*As noted by the incomparable FourFour.
5 comments:
lol...armchair cook -- you never cease to crack my shit up with every post. :) I am really looking forward to this show..it is going to be so bad I'll love it. And so good that I'll hate it. Wait does that make sense? :P
As usual your post is so funny it hurts! As for RR, bring it on...
I am so over RR. Hey - thanks for all the clips and stuff. What a great read! Get ready, snark, go!
i... can't... stand... her...
i turn off food network when emeril's on. when RR's on, i mute it.
I am so glad you are back and posting. You are too funny!
I agree the Deen boys are rather nice to watch.
Dining an asphalt lost me when he ate the brain sandwich. I'm sorry. But, that is just not right.
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