Monday, July 10, 2006

R&R: How Cool is That?

Rachael Ray's new talk show premieres September 18. Mark that on your calendars, people, because I have a feeling we're about to embark on the snarkfest to end all snarkfests, especially if the following commercials are any indication.

What I'm Not
I'm not a chef, I'm a cook.

I don't bake. I'm really adventurous. I'll try anything once.

Daytime Needs Her

She's got the tv, tv shows, cookbooks; she's like your best girlfriend.

She is the best thing to happen to daytime tv.

Daytime tv needs somebody who's not afraid to be different.

Rachael Ray and R Words

Rowdy, risque, radiant, real, romantic, rebellious.

Everyone needs a little R&R: Rachael Ray

Eat vs. Shop
I like to eat while shopping.

Don't tell them!

They wanted me to do this stuff where I go, "Hi, I'm Rachael Ray, watch the show because you'll get blah blah blah.... It's not going to work, guys!"

You should also know that Rachael Ray has received a Seal of Approval from the Attractive Daytime Television Viewers of America:

By the way, how tired is the whole chick on a motorcycle thing nowadays? Not only did Mariah do it for a Pepsi commercial, but Ms. Piggy did it for The Great Muppet Caper*!

I can already foresee that I'm going to develop a love/hate relationship with Rachael Ray's show. How excited am I? This excited:

*As noted by the incomparable FourFour.


Alicat said...

lol...armchair cook -- you never cease to crack my shit up with every post. :) I am really looking forward to this is going to be so bad I'll love it. And so good that I'll hate it. Wait does that make sense? :P

Amy Sherman said...

As usual your post is so funny it hurts! As for RR, bring it on...

books said...

I am so over RR. Hey - thanks for all the clips and stuff. What a great read! Get ready, snark, go!

marygirl1 said...

anyone know why they shut down the rr thread over at tvwithoutpity?

M. Alice said...

i... can't... stand... her...

i turn off food network when emeril's on. when RR's on, i mute it.

VRA said...

She has a good talent. To make every dish looks like trash food. What a talent!

VRA said...

Rachel Ray has a unique talent, to turn every dish looks like a trash food. I don't understand why she is cooking. Everything sounds fake, her mother loves this, her father loves that...And her looks are very weird, she looks tired or just over a night of heavy drink, maybe...

RSVP Shindig said...

I am so glad you are back and posting. You are too funny!

I agree the Deen boys are rather nice to watch.

Dining an asphalt lost me when he ate the brain sandwich. I'm sorry. But, that is just not right.