After calling Rachael Ray a bobblehead, the interviewer asks Bourdain if he may revise his opinion of her:
Will we see you in a year saying, "Oh, I had drinks with Rachael Ray, and actually, she's all right"?
Yeah, right. "After the hot-tub incident, I've changed my mind." You know, listen, like I said, I could be wrong. Unlikely. But maybe she's nice to puppies.
Sure, sure -- you haven't seen her kicking any old people lately.
Actually, that would be cool. If I ever saw her getting trashed on Old Crow, pistol-whipping a vegan after a bar crawl, I would think, "That's an interesting woman. I would like to know her."
Go now.
2 comments:
I've had a non sexual crush on Tony Bourdain for years. His show is highly amusing and his utter disdain for most Food Network personalities is mostly on target.
Love Bourdain. I miss his show on Food Network. The Travel Channel show is pretty good, all in all, but I've gotta FF through some crap. I don't care for his "poetry" too much; it seems forced, even though he fancies himself a writer. I like it best when he's just being an honest, flawed human being.
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